{"id":1535,"date":"2025-08-06T09:49:31","date_gmt":"2025-08-06T09:49:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kentuckianagenealogy.org\/archives\/?p=1535"},"modified":"2025-08-06T09:49:31","modified_gmt":"2025-08-06T09:49:31","slug":"the-monkeys-disgrace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kentuckianagenealogy.org\/archives\/2025\/08\/06\/the-monkeys-disgrace\/","title":{"rendered":"The Monkey&#8217;s Disgrace"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table\"><table class=\"has-fixed-layout\"><tbody><tr><td>Three monkey&#8217;s sat in a coconut tree<br>Discussing things as they are said to be<br>Said one to the others, &#8220;Now listen, you two,&#8221;<br>&#8220;There&#8217;s a rumor around that can&#8217;t be true,&#8221;<br>&#8220;That man descended from our noble race,&#8221;<br>&#8220;The very idea is a great disgrace.&#8221;&#8221;No monkey has ever deserted his wife,&#8221;<br>&#8220;Starved her babies and ruined her life,&#8221;<br>&#8220;And you&#8217;ve never known a mother monk,&#8221;<br>&#8220;To leave her babies with others to bunk,&#8221;<br>&#8220;Or pass from one on to another&#8221;<br>&#8220;So they scarcely know who is their mother,&#8221;&#8221;Here&#8217;s another thing a monkey won&#8217;t do,&#8221;<br>&#8220;Go out at night and get on a stew,&#8221;<br>&#8220;Or use a gun, a club or a knife,&#8221;<br>&#8220;To take some other monkey&#8217;s life,&#8221;<br>&#8220;Yes, man descended, the ornery cuss,&#8221;<br>&#8220;But, brother, he didn&#8217;t descend from us!&#8221;<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three monkey&#8217;s sat in a coconut treeDiscussing things as they are said to beSaid one to the others, &#8220;Now listen, you two,&#8221;&#8220;There&#8217;s a rumor around that can&#8217;t be true,&#8221;&#8220;That man descended from our noble race,&#8221;&#8220;The very idea is a great disgrace.&#8221;&#8221;No monkey has ever deserted his wife,&#8221;&#8220;Starved her babies and ruined her life,&#8221;&#8220;And you&#8217;ve never [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dees-guide"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kentuckianagenealogy.org\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kentuckianagenealogy.org\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kentuckianagenealogy.org\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kentuckianagenealogy.org\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kentuckianagenealogy.org\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1535"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kentuckianagenealogy.org\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1536,"href":"https:\/\/www.kentuckianagenealogy.org\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1535\/revisions\/1536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kentuckianagenealogy.org\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kentuckianagenealogy.org\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kentuckianagenealogy.org\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}